Monday, 24 August 2015

Anyone Not Einstein Understand Our Costs.

Sitting in the classroom, I gazed out the window wishing and praying for some freedom from this prison, totally ignoring my important mathematics lesson. That fatal mistake when you were ten could haunt you for years; simply not paying attention in what seemed to be a pointless lesson could cost your employer, more importantly yourself money. But don’t worry you can still correct your mistakes today, by instead of just picking the products with the lowest prices, actually looking at the quantity and the prices; and from that deducing what is the best prices for your desired product.

Here is something you probably missed due to your lack of attention in your mathematics lessons, just because a price may appear to be cheaper from a first glance, that doesn’t mean it actually is for instance, you may see £5 for 100 surgical masks in one company’s catalogue and then£10 for 250 surgical masks in another catalogue. At first glance you may think £5 is better than £10, but in fact it is a better deal to buy the £10 pack as you are in fact getting 50 of the surgical masks for free. This mistake would not be made if people paid attention in their mathematics lesson at school. 

Take charge of your purse strings and check whoever is taking care of orders treat your money like theirs!

Saturday, 15 August 2015

Nitrile Gloves Are Handy !

The sweet smell of grilled bacon caressed my nostrils as I entered the café. It was a normal Saturday, me with my full English and a large coffee, and Bentley, the dog, with his sausages. As the chef prepared our breakfast, I noticed the bright blue gloves which he was wearing. After our weekly refuel, we set off for the park. Bentley was bouncing around and play with his friends. 

I sat down and watched him enjoy himself, when suddenly he assumed the position. I quickly whipped out my pair of gloves and rushed over. After clearly up the mess, we set off home. 

Once we had arrived home, my dear wife held up a paintbrush and a bucket of paint. I spent the rest of the afternoon, painting the lounge wall in what my wife called “custard”, but just looked like the colour yellow, surprisingly. Having worn my gloves, my hands were the only part of my body which wasn’t covered in paint. The evening soon approach and I just managed to finish the painting before the football began; the match of the year was about to take place Barcelona against Bayern Munich in the Champions League Final. 

A quick shower and a glass of beer later, I found myself slumped in front of the television in record timing. Disaster! Messi is tackled by Ribery, down he goes. The physio emerges from the dugout, with his first aid bag in hand. Minutes later they whipped out a pair of electric blue gloves, and like magic Messi was back on his feet and running circles around them all in no time.

Watching “CSI Miami” I snuggled down into my warm bed. As the detective investigated the crime scene they put on their gloves and began to inspect the scene. Once that was over, I snuggled down into my nice warm bed; I will definitely be dreaming about gloves tonight.