Wednesday, 16 April 2014

“Mitch! Stop Drumming on the Table!”

Being a percussionist isn’t easy you know. We have to live with the fact that the front man and the Guitarist are the ones who get the girls, but by far our greatest curse... is that we can never stop.

It’s like something from Dante’s Inferno – we’re cursed to tap continuously on any hard surface, day in, day out, from now until the end of time, where we fade to dust and all that remains are our disembodied fingers, forever tapping out a steady beat.

It’s been that week; my Boss has noticed the tapping.
“If you must drum, drum up some business instead!”
I hear.

And so, I figured I’d do some constructive tapping and tap on a keyboard, sending a message to you guys to tell you about what we’ve been up to this week.

Our biggest feature this week is that we’re introducing our new Nitrile Gloves very soon, at a bargain price of £4.95 for 200 Gloves. We’ve been told by some customers that we’re far cheaper than some of their previous suppliers, so it’s nothing to be sniffed at.

Anyway, I’ll see you guys around.
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